CLAIMS TO FAME

 

• Won first prize in a milk drinking contest at the Petaluma State Fair.
• Won "Most Important Choir Member" award two years in a row in Junior High School.
• Streaked a Tower of Power set at the Oakland Coliseum at the age of fifteen.
• Got thrown out of a Seventh Day Adventist Boarding Academy for allegedly practicing witchcraft.
  
• Met Michael Jackson's chimpanzee, "Bubbles".
• Was bitten by Sheila E.'s dog.
• Played the Category Game with David Bowie (who tried to cheat!) 
• Kayaked in the Bay of Fundy.
• Adopted a baby pigeon found in an Atlanta garbage heap and took it on the Purple Rain tour (it loved the free rides on Prince's chartered plane.)
• Got all four Ramones' autographs on a $1 food stamp.
• Auditioned for (but was not hired by) Cher.